Tatooine TV, the award-winning Star Wars audio parody show and podcast.

  • Tatooine TV #1
    • ‘Twi’leks Gone Wild
    • Written, Produced, Directed and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Announcer- Shawn Crosby
    • ‘Dagobah Spa
    • Vocals by Jeff Roney
    • Ewok Elvis
    • Written, Produced, Directed and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Singer- Ewok Elvis
  • Tatooine TV #2
    • ‘DS Construction‘Written, Produced, Directed and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Announcer- Jeff RoneyHank- Shawn Crosby
    • ‘JSN – Jawa Shopping Network
    • Written, Produced, Directed and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Host – Jeff Roney
    • Jawa- Jeff Roney
  • Tatooine TV #3
    • ‘Anchorhead Idol
      Written, Produced, Directed and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Host (Ryan)- Presley Becerra
    • Mandy (Randy)- Jeff Roney
    • Zala (Paula)- Colleen Roney
    • Gimon (Simon)- Presley Becerra
    • Bosa- Colleen Roney
    • Bantha Fodder Diet Superstore Grand Opening Ad
    • Written, Produced, Directed and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Announcer – Jeff Roney
  • Tatooine TV #4
    • ‘Tascar Racing
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Tag Announcer- Jeff Roney
    • Luigi the pit Interviewer- Jeff Roney
    • Zoran- Jeff Roney
    • ‘Tusken Concerto
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Announcer – Jeff Roney
    • Tusken Concerto Singers- Themselves
  • Tatooine TV #5
    • ‘Imperial Movers
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Announcer- Jeff Roney
    • Stormtrooper 1- Michael Smith
    • Stormtrooper 2- Jeff Roney
    • Reek Steak Guy- William Lundin
    • ‘Got Blue Milk?
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Writing input- Shawn Crosby
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Tag Announcer – Jeff Roney
    • DJ- Jeff Roney
    • Bantha Fodder Man- Shawn Crosby
  • Tatooine TV #6
    • ‘The Animal Psychic with “The Unhappy Krayyt Dragon”
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Tag Announcer – Jeff Roney
    • Host – Katy Tyszkiewicz
    • Mr. (Clears Throat) – Jeff Roney
    • Mrs. (Clears Throat) – Beth Tyszkiewicz
    • Krayyt Dragon – Jeff Roney (really, it was)
    • ‘Blasterfire! with James Cartwheel
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • James Cartwheel (Carville)- Jeff Roney
    • Anakin – Shawn Crosby
    • Yoda – Shawn Crosby
    • Obi Wan (Ben) Kenobi – Shawn Crosby
    • Emperor Paplatine- Yes, Shawn Crosby (again)
  • Tatooine TV #7
    • ‘Moisture Farmer Aid Concert Ad
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Buford Thorax – Jeff Roney
    • ‘Qui Gonn’s Gin commercial
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Narrator – William Lundin
    • Qui Gonn’s Gin fan – Jeff Roney
  • Tatooine TV #8
    • ‘Dr. Phil with the Skywalkers as his guests
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Dr. Phil- Jeff Roney
    • Anakin Skywalker- William Lundin
    • Luke Skywalker- Shawn Crosby
    • Leia Skywalker- Katy Tyszkiewicz
    • Padme Amidala- Beth Tyszkiewicz
  • Tatooine TV Christmas 2004 Special
    • ‘The Spy
    • Idea conceived by: Jeff Roney
    • Co-Written: Shawn Crosby
    • Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Commander Karap- Jeff Roney
    • Imperial Soldier- Shawn Crosby
    • Santa- Shawn Crosby
    • ‘12 Days
    • 12 Days song (Possible Title “The Crazy Lady sings The Twelve Days of Christmas”):
    • Written and Performed by- Unknown
  • Tatooine TV #9A
    • ‘Tatooine Super Action News Report
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Anchor (Jerrodd) – Shawn Crosby
    • Joe Madre – Shawn Crosby
    • ‘Bantha Fodder Diet Ad
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Co-Written – William Lundin
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Singer – Colleen Roney
    • Narrator – Jeff Roney
    • Porkins – William Lundin
  • Tatooine TV #9B
    • ‘Tatooine Super Action News Report
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:Anchor (Jerrodd) – Shawn Crosby
    • Joe Madre – Shawn Crosby
    • ‘Bantha Fodder Diet Ad
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Co-Written – William Lundin
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Singer – Colleen Roney
    • Narrator – Jeff Roney
    • Porkins – William Lundin
    • Additional Porkin’s Lines – Jeff Roney
  • Tatooine TV #10
    • ‘Anchorhead Mystery Theatre “The Foggy Caper”
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Narrator- Jeff Roney
    • Flatfoot Frank- Shawn Crosby
    • Mary – Colleen Roney
  • Tatooine TV #11
    • ‘The Osbournes- Jack gets a new pet
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Narrator- Jeff Roney
    • Ozzy- Shawn Crosby
    • Jack – Michael Smith
    • Sharon and Kelly- Colleen Roney
    • ‘The Delta 4 Super Speeder Ad
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Editors- Jazz Skywalker and Sarah Evan
    • Vocal Performance:
    • TR2 Robot Narrator- Jeff Roney
  • Tatooine TV #12
    • ‘DS Construction Customer Support Ad
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Editors- Jazz Skywalker and Sarah Evan
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Narrator and Officer- Jeff Roney
    • Nuk Nuk Operator 10- Presley Becerra
  • Tatooine TV #13
    • ‘Anakin and Padme in “Bedtime Story”
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Editors- Jazz Skywalker and Sarah Evan
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Anakin- Jeff Roney
    • Padme- Colleen Roney
    • Luke- Jeff Roney
    • Leia- Colleen Roney
  • Tatooine TV #14
    • ‘Blasterpeice Theatre with “Shmi’s Rescue”
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Editors- Jazz Skywalker and Sarah Evan
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Anakin- Shawn Crosby
    • Shmi- Jeff Roney
  • Tatooine TV #15
    • ‘Jedi School starring Stuart from MadTV
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Editor- Colleen Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Zoopy- Shawn Crosby
    • Chee Choo- Jeff Roney
    • Lom Shom- Angela Hanes
    • Mr. Starwinkle- Michael Smith
    • ‘Teaser from Tat TV #16
  • Tatooine TV #16
    • ‘Commander Pilates Part 1
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Editors- Jazz Skywalker and Sarah Evan
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Commander Pike- Shawn Crosby
    • Admiral Stone- Shawn Crosby
    • Low Voiced Officer- Jeff Roney
    • ‘Teaser from Tat TV #17
  • Tatooine TV #17
    • ‘Commander Pilates Part 2
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Editors- Jazz Skywalker and Sarah Evan
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Commander Pike- Shawn Crosby
    • Officer Gratto- Jeff Roney
    • Commander Pike (on the comlink)- Jeff Roney
    • Commander Pilates- Colleen Roney
    • Officer Contessa- Ellen Gander
  • Tatooine TV #18
    • ‘Pimp my Star Destroyer
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Extra ideas- Shawn Crosby
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Narr- Jeff Roney
    • 2 fiddy (The Host)- Jeff Roney
    • Admiral Johnson- Jeff Roney
    • Big ‘ol Sophie- Jeff Roney
    • Various other voices- Jeff Roney
  • Tatooine TV #19
    • ‘Senate Investigation of the Emperor w/ Michael Moore
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Extra ideas- Shawn Crosby
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Narrator- Shawn Crosby
    • Emperor Palpatine- Shawn Crosby
    • Michael Moore- Shawn Crosby
    • ‘Tat TV MicroNews? featuring “The girl who made out with Han Solo in the cantina, but was cut out of SWANH”.
    • Stanley Dup- Jeff Roney
    • Sandy Shore- Jeff Roney
  • Tatooine TV #20
    • ‘Commander Pilates Part 3
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Admiral Stone- Shawn Crosby
    • Officer Gratto- Jeff Roney
    • Narrator- Jeff Roney
    • Rescue Squad Leader- Jeff Roney
    • Commander Pilates- Colleen Roney
    • Officer Contessa- Ellen Gander
    • Officer Flora- Ellen Gander
    • Officer Fauna- Shelley Herbin
    • Waitress- Taylor Sims
    • Speedy Blossom Delivery Person- Colleen Roney (pronounced with an Italian accent)
    • Speedy Blossom Delivery Person’s helper (Miss Sophie from ‘Pimp my Stardestroyer’)- Jeff Roney
  • Tatooine TV #21
    • ‘Luciano the Lizard
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Script input- Chris Battad
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Narrator- Jeff Roney
    • Sidney Down- Jeff Roney
    • Luciano the Lizard- Chris Battad
    • ‘Downloaders Anonymous‘Written
    • , Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Group Leader- Nathan Butler
    • Timmy- Jeff Roney
    • Princess Leia- Tina Stone
    • Old Man- Evan Stone
    • R2D2 (beeping)- himself
    • R2D2 (voice)- Jeff Roney
  • Tatooine TV #22
    • ‘Hold your Gas
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Narrator- Shawn Crosby
    • Jango Fett- Shawn Crosby
    • ‘Jar Jar’s “Pierce it Quick” Piercing Parlour
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Narrator- Jeff Roney
    • Man #1- Jeff Roney
    • Woman #1- Colleen Roney
  • Tatooine TV #23
    • ‘Hoth Pops
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Narrator- Jeff Roney
    • Sound effects excerpts from ‘The Empire Strikes Back’.
    • ‘Ohsureitzon Comlinks
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Narrator- Jeff Roney
    • Obi Wan- Jeff Roney
    • Anakin- Jeff Roney
    • Gobon General Malak- Jeff Roney
  • Tatooine TV #24
    • ‘Jabba’s House of Sweat
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Narrator- Jeff Roney
    • Richard Simmons- Jeff Roney
    • ‘Roy D. Mercer calls the Death Star
    • Written, Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Roy D. Mercer- Jeff Roney
    • TK421- Michael Smith
    • Darth Vader- Jeff Roney
  • Tatooine TV #25
    • ‘Yoda’s Creek
    • Written by Jack and Gretchen Hall
    • Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Narrator- Jeff Roney
    • Luke Skywalker- Jeff Roney
    • Obi Wan- Jeff Roney
  • Tatooine TV #26
    • ‘Palpatine asks for a loan for Death Star #2
    • Written by Jeff Roney and John Cosper
    • Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Super Corporate Bank Commercial (All voices)- Jeff Roney
    • Palpatine/Sidious – Jeff Roney
    • Mr. Chapman- Jeff Roney
    • Paris Hilton- Coleen Roney
  • Tatooine TV #27
    • ‘Star Wars Survivor Part 1
    • Written by Jeff Roney and John Cosper
    • Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Lando, Darth Vader, Sidious, Dooku, Intro Droid, Admiral Ackbar, Obi Wan- Jeff Roney
    • Yoda- Nathan P. Butler
    • Darth Maul- Eric Olp
    • Princess Leia- Natalie Nicole Gilbert
  • Tatooine TV #28
    • ‘Star Wars Survivor Part 2
    • Written by Jeff Roney and John Cosper
    • Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Lando, Darth Vader, Sidious, Dooku, Intro Droid, Admiral Ackbar, Obi Wan- Jeff Roney
    • Yoda- Nathan P. Butler
    • Darth Maul- Eric Olp
    • Princess Leia- Natalie Nicole Gilbert
  • Tatooine TV #29
    • ‘Lockjaw Larry- Wizard of Song Ad
    • Written by Jeff Roney
    • Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Announcer Droid- Jeff Roney
    • Lockjaw Larry- Jeff Roney
    • ‘Han Solo’s Bachelor Party
    • Written by Jeff Roney Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performance:
    • Han Solo- Jeff Roney
    • Rebel Pilot- William Lundin
    • Chewbacca- himself
    • Short and Sassy (The very attractive Twi’lek midget)- Ara Pelodi
  • Tatooine TV #30
    • ‘Jar Jar Head
    • Written by Jeff Roney and John Cosper.
    • Note: Portions of the Drill Instuctor monologue, as parody, were also taken from the scripts of the films, “Full Metal Jacket,” and “Stripes.”
    • Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performances:
    • Drill Instructor TK 4700B- Jeff Roney
    • Jar Jar- William Lundin
    • Grand Moff Tarkin- Jeff Roney
    • General 1- William Lundin
    • Gun Gun’s on the Run Narrator- Jeff Roney
    • General 2- Jeff Roney
    • Other recruits- Jeff Roney
    • Gomer Pyle- Jeff Roney
  • Tatooine TV #31
    • ‘Rex the dog Pt. 1
    • Rex- Jeff
    • ‘Our answer to ‘Snakes on a Plane
    • Written by Jeff Roney
    • Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performances:
    • General- Jeff Roney
    • Rancor- Jeff Roney
    • ‘Ralph and Sam on Death Star #2
    • Written by Jeff Roney and John Cosper
    • Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performances:
    • Sam – Jeff Roney
    • Ralph- William Lundin
    • Intergalactic Lottery Announcer- Michael Smith
    • Note: An audio clip was parodially borrowed from Return of the Jedi
    • ‘Rex the dog Pt. 2
  • Tatooine TV #32
    • ‘Pedro Sanchez (Nap. Dynamite) gets a new bodyguard
    • Written by Jeff Roney and John Cosper
    • Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performances:
    • Napoleon Dynamite- William Lundin
    • Pedro Sanchez- Jeff Roney
    • Uncle Rico- Jeff Roney
    • General Grievous- Jeff Roney
  • Tatooine TV #33
    • ‘Evil Leader 2006 Part 1
    • Written by Jeff Roney, John Cosper and William Lundin
    • Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performances:
    • Dr. Evil- Keith Gilbert
    • Dracula- Jeff Roney
    • Tony Soprano- Jeff Roney
    • Frau Farbisina- Colleen Roney
    • Hanibal Lecter- William Lundin
  • Tatooine TV #34
    • ‘Tatooine Super Action News Ad‘Evil Leader 2006 Part 2
    • Written by Jeff Roney, John Cosper and William Lundin
    • Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performances:Dr. Evil- Keith Gilbert
    • Dracula- Jeff Roney
    • Tony Soprano- Jeff Roney
    • Frau Farbisina- Colleen Roney
    • Hanibal Lecter- William Lundin
    • Emperor Palpatine- Jeff Roney
    • Darth Vader- Jeff Roney
    • Papa Joe Simpson- Jeff Roney
  • Tatooine TV #35
    • ‘Oola on MTV India’s TRL
    • Written by Jeff Roney, John Cosper and William Lundin
    • Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performances:
    • Desi- Ara Pelodi
    • Oola- Ara Pelodi
    • Narrator- Jeff Roney
  • Tatooine TV #36
    • ‘The Ozzy Whisperer
    • Written by Jeff Roney and William Lundin
    • Produced, Directed, Edited and Mixed by Jeff Roney
    • Vocal Performances:
    • Ozzy- Jeff Roney
    • Cesar Milan, “The Dog Whisperer”- Jeff Roney
    • Sharon Osbourne- Jeff Roney
    • Jar Jar- William Lundin
  • Tatooine TV – Denouement; the End She is Near …
  • Best of Tat TV 1
  • Best of Tat TV 2
  • Tatooine TV #FF – Retrospective Special

    • Dune Sea Experience
    • Dad: William Lundin
    • Mom: Natalie Gilbert
    • Timmy: William Lundin
    • Sally: Natalie Gilbert
    • Narrator: Jeff Roney
    • Stormtrooper 1: Jeff Roney
    • Tram Guide: Nathan P. Butler
    • Grandma: Jeff Roney
  • Tatooine TV Retrospective Celebration ( 19 August 2007)
    • TBD